im done with online discourse im now channeling all my anger and rage onto that one fish in spongebob who, when spongebob very excitedly told him that he was planning on getting his boaters licence that day, the fish dude goes “hey! i doubt it!” like fuck you
every time i go shopping i am reminded of my cousin, maybe the stupidest person i’ve ever met, who refused to buy store-brand food because “it’s a scam, it just gives the grocery store more money”
