poopcop

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

poopcop

“Henlo I am big twuck pwease give me wots of woom tank u :)”

“I WILL FUCKING PANCAKE YOUR CUCK ASS”

yebisu

European drivers can only drive for like 2 hours before they are legally required to stop.

American truckers gotta cross the whole continent in 16 hours or they're late.